‘Your Business Is Like Your Boobs!’ Sneak Peek | Bar Rescue (Season 6)

‘Your Business Is Like Your Boobs!’ Sneak Peek | Bar Rescue (Season 6)


– I say tails never fails and you’re buying the
(beep)ing house a round! – There it goes.
– Ready? That’s a (beep)ing (scream)! – Why would she do that when
people are already drinking? – I will honor this! I will buy the house a round, but it’s my choice, you
don’t pick, mother(beep)ers! Washington highballs around the room! (cheering) – They’re already drinking! If you ran a promotion,
people might come for it, but if they’re already there, you’re just costing yourself money! – [Mia] Exactly. – Cheers to the shot that
Dahlia bought for the house for no (beep)ing reason. (tense music) – [Crystal] You better
give me half of that! You hear me? You better give me half of that (beep)! Hey, where are you going, Melissa? – Take a break! – [Crystal] Whaddya mean, take a break? – [Man] It’s her 20 minute break! – [Melissa] I’mma take
a break is what I mean! I’ve been in there for
(beep)ing two hours, I can take a break. – Breaks are every four
hours, not every two hours. – I don’t have to (beep)ing
go in there and serve drinks. – Okay, so we have an
attitude issue here, Mia. – A hundred percent. – There’s not (beeping) without me. – I guess Melissa’s still on her break. Shall I go get her, or are
you going to go get her? Never mind, you just sit
there like you always do. – I’m (beep)ed up. I’m so (beep)ed up. – So she’s drunk. – Yes. – And it is about 9:30, so
she’s got four hours to go, so what’re they gonna do, carry her home? – What the (beep), are
you done with your break? Are you done with your hour break? – Oh, wait, hold on, I’m about
to smoke another cigarette. – Like, are you serious right now? – No, I’m about to literally
smoke another cigarette. – No, no, no, no, you can’t
be taking no hour break. – The work seems like
an inconvenience to her. – Yes, that’s a very
appropriate way of putting that. (bar patrons cheering) – Oh! – [Crystal] No more shots tonight! That’s enough, you need to simmer down. Can you act like a grandma, please. (patrons cheering and laughing) – Hey, this is how it’s really done. – [Crystal] Okay, Melissa, no more shots, no more shots, that’s enough. – You better not be
drinking those, Melissa, no more drinking on the job.
– Don’t tell me to drink, ’cause I’ll take both of these shots. – This is the most obnoxious
bar staff I’ve ever seen! – [Mia] What! – [Jon] She’s drunk and they’re
letting her up by the bar! – What is she doing? – Melissa, if you fall,
it’s on your own, bitch! – [Melissa] I know. (bar patrons shouting) – This is actually insane! – [Melissa] Look at my big boobs, guys! – This girl is all about her.
– Yes. I’m beginning to understand why
this bar is packed with men. – [Melissa] Get it, get it! (everyone cheering) – She’ll have nothing on me, that bitch, she’ll have nothing on me! – This is a freak show! – I have another promotion! – Okay, this is going to be outrageous. – I’m going to run a
shot (drunk chattering). I’m gonna have a five dollar
shot special right now! You wanna drink a shot in
my chest, it’s five bucks. – Nobody wants to take
that for five dollars, I’ll serve that for two dollars! – Clearly, Dahlia is proud of her chest, and likes them to be a point
of attention in conversation, ’cause she’s putting them out
there every chance she gets! – Certainly is! – I want everyone to line up
for a five dollar shot special! – Any takers? Any takers? No, no takers! Nobody wants to take a shot out of your (beep)ing orangutan tits! – I want a shot! (Melissa screaming) I want a five dollar shot! – There’s no takers, I’m gonna go in, and I’m gonna have a
five dollar boob shot! – Go enjoy that, Jon! (tense beat) – It’s all about the bling! – [Melissa] You psycho (beep)! – The bling, the bling,
it’s all about the bling! – [Jon] ‘Scuse me, ‘scuse me! What’re you doing right now? – Having a great (beep)ing time! – Now, if you offer a boob shot, and not one man in the bar
takes it, what does that say? – [Bar Patron] Boo, (beep) no! – Maybe you shouldn’t do that anymore! – Would you like to have one, try it? – No, I wouldn’t actually! I have no interest in your freak show! And you’re the worst of all! How many times did you say
(beep) behind that bar tonight? Did you say it? – A few. – A few! So, she chased out a few,
you chased out a few, whose left? Your business is like
your boobs, it’s sagging! – You’re wrong, because, you know what? My boobs stand up like the American flag! My ass might have a little
hail damage, but not my boobs! (flutes trail down) – Hello.
– Hi. – What’s your name?
– Crystal. – And Crystal, what is
your relation to her? – That’s my mom. – [Jon] That’s your mom. Are you proud of your mom
or ashamed of your mom? – Tonight, I was ashamed. – How far in debt are you? – Maybe 144,000. – 144,000 dollars? And how much money are you losing a month? – Sometimes four thousand,
sometimes six thousand. – So, how much money do you have left? – Nothing. – Nothing. How’s your house mortgage doing? – I’m in the hole. – Huh, are you gonna lose your house? – If things don’t get better, yes. – So how’s the whole boob thing
working out for you, then? – Well, if you want to
see it, I’ll let ya do it! – I don’t wanna see it! – Okay, you wanna have a drink and talk about it one more time? – She just wants to have
a drink, doesn’t she? If you don’t wanna do
this, I’ll leave right now. – Mom, mom, mom! – Jon Taffer! Jon Taffer! J-O-N T-A-F-F-E-R! I need your (beep)ing help! Come back, please!

100 Comments

  1. Victors Casas says:

    Only thing her boobs has in common with the flag is they are both called OLD GLORY

  2. Marcel Mendez says:

    This was season 6 but what episode was this one?

  3. Lyncoln Richy says:

    Alcoholics should not work or open bars thatโ€™s just candy land to them

  4. calipdis2 says:

    I dislike this american bar format, Is like so… Not a real bar, no matter if Is a disaster or success.

  5. satish8299 says:

    wow, i wish i was born in America, wow, "my boobs standup like the American vlag" https://youtu.be/VzflBiYjmGU?t=273

  6. Music Lover says:

    3:56 – 4:02

  7. Dominator6281 says:

    4:41….

    Hello.

  8. William Elliott says:

    The one on break would get my yeah…

  9. Table Hetfield says:

    4:28 you can fuckin tell at 4:35 that he was so proud of that joke

  10. Adzy82 says:

    That girl could be so much more. Help her rather than ridicule her. She needs help.

  11. Herm Wanderer says:

    When he says who's left the one Mexican guy is like "me next man I want boob shots of the white girls man"

  12. Itโ€™s Sierenaa says:

    3:40 and his face!! Omd had me dying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ and the men laughing at 4:38/4:40 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

  13. lokeymexican says:

    The best thing about this episode is that they didn't even train. They just fired Melissa and everything went great lol.

  14. DarKKnightt07 says:

    That fat woman is 50 years old, yet she acts like she a skinny 25 year old. She is the worst I ever seen.

  15. Tory Catherine says:

    Jesus. I felt like I was in a mental asylum watching these idiots. I've never seen anybody like Jon who has such patience. It's not even worth attempting to reason with people who are in that kind of fuckinh state, but he does it anyway

  16. Lihentorch Pacius says:

    "I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna have a $5 boob shot"- Jon Taffer XD

  17. NiceFire Dude says:

    4:19 guy raises his hand ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  18. Dark Savage says:

    Shit ill take that $5 shot

  19. tree rat76 says:

    Drinking on the job bad idea

  20. The Great Gatsby says:

    Jon enjoyed that $5 boob shot ๐Ÿ˜‚

  21. Jo Wi says:

    Why give that much away

    Alcohol is expensive you dont give that much away for free

  22. Jo Wi says:

    YOUR BUISNESS IS LIKE YOUR BOOBS ITS SAGGING ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  23. lebronjordan fan23 4life says:

    Hi this is jhonothan taffer click here to subscribe to paramount ๐Ÿ˜‚ lol right after the fight

  24. Logan Weitzel says:

    Theyโ€™re SAGGINNNNNGGGG! Gimme props gimme props ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿผ

  25. KODY DENIRO says:

    The mom looks like a squidbilly

  26. Tae Mitchell says:

    โ€œMaybe 144,000โ€ maybe …

  27. John Loulis says:

    The little Mexican dude that raised his hand is in like 5 other episodes

  28. Fmbc Production says:

    What's wrong with the owners eyes?
    She'd be a good look out in the hood, she can keep eyes on two streets at once

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  31. 1 sixxgunner says:

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  32. Blake Melkey says:

    "Excuse me, what are you doing right now?" Lol

  33. e.g. Smith says:

    Is the bar name : Slutty ugly ~~~

  34. Lansaw Reagan says:

    For a minute their , the lady in the first clip I thought she was Abby lee ๐Ÿ˜‚

  35. Khoa Do says:

    I would hang myself if i had a mom like this

  36. Khoa Do says:

    Her eyes bothering me ๐Ÿ˜‚

  37. squirrelwhisperer says:

    I would have done the 5 dollar boob shot
    Not gonna lie

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  39. Brett F. says:

    3:37 So cringy when she starts dancing.

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  41. Nicole Vaughn says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ MY ASS MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE HAIL DAMAGE BUT NOT MY BOOBS.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ LMFAO!!!!!

  42. TaraLynn Ta'ala says:

    3:27 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  43. eric burhed says:

    I like the daughter

  44. Anxious Being says:

    Why she look like an off brand Amy from dance moms

  45. Multi Tasker says:

    Does anyone know that girl with the blue [email protected]?

  46. Mark Barry says:

    What an embarrassment

  47. Diana Leon says:

    Yaโ€™ll… pause at 4:06 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  48. SupernaturalLover :b says:

    5:32 thought she was gonna say f-you

  49. เผ„๐‘Amelia๐‘เผ„ ๊จ„ says:

    …..Iโ€™m scared ;-;

  50. DALIA says:

    iโ€™m embarrassed we have the same name rn

  51. LISA CASSAR says:

    like children wtf

  52. EazyEColi says:

    About 2 months ago, I was in a bar EXACTLY like this. My buddy and I got piss drunk and we both left like "WTF…" Even drunk we could tell how depressing those lonely, alcoholic, middle-age men, were.

  53. NerdyHippy says:

    Dignity takes a holiday with this one.

  54. H H says:

    My stomach says no but my penis says yes.

  55. Commander G says:

    I can't be the only one who notices this at 2:17 right?

  56. Jaii Exodus says:

    She is NOT proud of her chest..
    She seen her server/bartender do it, who is significantly younger and 'prettier' than her.
    She's showing her insecurities..
    It goes a lot deeper than a chest and drinks.

  57. Michael Kurse says:

    What classy ladies. Jewels of womanhood. You ever notice woman are the worst drunks.

  58. vegtheman says:

    First time Jon Taffer is wrong. 15 minute break are after 2 hour work. Lunch after 4 hours.

  59. Arnab Mukherjee says:

    the greatest reality show ever!

  60. ForumCat says:

    The number of camera angles and what looks like hand held camera shake makes these episodes less than convincing

  61. Sean Naamani says:

    A bunch of fat pigs running the bar

  62. emlyn _ says:

    Whats so good about shots,cocktails,beer and whatever

  63. Barbara Dyson says:

    How old fashioned sticking their little pikies out whilst drinking

  64. Cybeast says:

    The tune at 4:40 to 4:43
    It's fitting for this scene.

  65. Gregory Brown says:

    sooo sad

  66. Pablo deO says:

    4:36 Jon holds back the laughter

  67. dawg1157 says:

    That woman is crossed eyed like a motherfucker…common side effect of wet brain and chronic alcohol consumption.

  68. Mark Burdette says:

    Fucking freddy kruger hands over there be slobbing it up!!!

  69. Mark Burdette says:

    Momma should apply at google!!!!

  70. David Robertson says:

    What is it with bar staff drinking? In Australia this would never happen.

  71. qman313 says:

    Oh my goodness! This place is sleazy, trashy and filled with drunk easy women. Where is this place, asking for a friend?๐Ÿ˜†

  72. wadafefe says:

    this doesn't make any sense why do these grown ass people choose to act like they are 20, its really just pathetic

  73. William Greene says:

    Her name is Malissa Flores

  74. Too Sense Wirth says:

    Don't you get a 15 minute break every two hours? And a lunch break after 4?

  75. brian5682 says:

    melissa flores is hot though

  76. Tony Lawlor says:

    And then men are slaughtered if they touch or stare too much at that slags chest, they could even get themselves arrested. Wonder if she is the President of the metoo movement.

  77. Capt. Rich says:

    I'd pay to watch this complete episode if I knew where to find it…

  78. Baati Nagawo says:

    Breaks are definitely every two hours. At least in Washington

  79. Cesar Salgado Salgado says:

    Damn Melissa is hot and fine and beautiful whatโ€™s her full name

  80. T Thompson says:

    Lol, they had a boob measuring contest

  81. Ahzar says:

    MY ASS HAS A LITTLE BIT OF HAIL DAMAGE ON IT BUT NOT MY BOOBS๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜ 

  82. Christian Serna says:

    Why are they still showing this show… itโ€™s already been exposed for being fake!!

  83. Lyndsie Makena Official says:

    If you act like a child while drinking.. You have no business drinking alcohol..

  84. CyeOutsider says:

    In Australia I don't think Ive ever been in a bar where the bar staff are allowed to drink alcohol when working. It's just not allowed.

    I have a friend who works in a bar and she's not even allowed to drink at the bar she works at when she's OFF shift.

  85. javis88h says:

    "We got an attitude problem" yeah because the whole bar is sauced

  86. sarge505050 says:

    How many skanks does it take to run a bar? That's not the beginning of a joke, but an actual question.

  87. Eddie Vandershart says:

    during the renovation they should change the bars name to "SUCIAS".

  88. im batman says:

    THE STATE OF HER HANDS..WTF IS THAT MESS..PLZ KILL THE FREAK PLZZZZZ

  89. im batman says:

    2:16 look at my big b0bs guys??? you mean pushed up single mum saggers..i bet bare they look a long saggy mess like her face

  90. Iceman Cometh says:

    I read Gordan Ramsay and Jon Taffer have a show coming out together called Grill and Bar Nightmares

  91. MOST FEARLESS says:

    Melissa can get it in her ass

  92. The COOL Bro Conor says:

    At 5:50 hahh ๐Ÿ˜‚ burn right there

  93. Laurie Alvaro says:

    She nothing but a freaking who're

  94. Red Casualty says:

    "Hello" 4:42

  95. GamerTimeFunTime says:

    I felt bad for Crystal.

  96. Ashley M says:

    $5 boob shot

  97. VL123 says:

    WTF is wrong with her hands!? @1:30

  98. VL123 says:

    The daughter is actually really cute. Too bad she'll probably end up looking like mom.

  99. Isaac Smith says:

    Not sure if itโ€™s just me but I coulda swore she called tails and it landed heads at the beginning

  100. Bernando Silva Jr. says:

    "Go enjoy that John"

    So wholesomely funny

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