The Worst Way To Get Rich

The Worst Way To Get Rich


What’s the worst way to become rich? Trafficking stuff in your rectum. But what is the second worst way? I’ve tried different jobs in Sims 4 And I think the worst one is joining a criminal empire. You have to risk your life and there are very few vacation days. Today I’m going to show you what I
mean by joining the Russian mafia. Creates my sim… if I want to join the Russian mob, I need a non-suspicious name. I know! No one would respect this guy to be in the RUSSIAN Mafia. No one would respect this guy to be in the RUSSIAN Mafia. Huh. No gangster aspiration. I guess I have to pick… As far back as I could remember. I always want to be a deviant. To me, being a deviant was better than being the mayor of SimCity 2000 Even before I walked into my first house and saw it was a shithole. Wow! This place… I need a job. But how do you join a crime syndicate? Is it like a normal employer? No, they don’t have a website where you have to submit your resume, twice I guess I have to go find a member. One of these two people is a high-ranking member of the Russian mob, either Vlad Krov Vladislab, or Todd. It has to be him. For some reason, I don’t trust people named Todd. Yay! I’m officially a Salesman for the Smetana gang. All right, let’s go sell some illegal substances. Hello friend. Have you considered
becoming a reward’s member? If you don’t pay me in time, I’ll break your fucking hand. Hiya kiddo! You want some crystal meth? That’s very unhealthy. How about some coke? It comes from a plant! The first day I made almost 1,000 Sim Money™! The problem was most people pay on credit and now they owe me and I don’t have the confidence to collect. Next day, I hired Larrious Muscle Next day, I hired Larrious Muscle (dat totaly haw it spel) and on the car ride over He told me he was one of those psychopathic gangsters that exists in every movie We did not have a lot to talk about in the car This guy owes me 50 Sim Money™ Wow, he paid immediately and gave me a “I’m sorry” note. We didn’t have any problem! (Gunshot of distrust) What? Larry! What!? Don’t shoot people if they’re being good! No! Don’t slash their throat either! Because of my unusually high kill count. I got promoted! Famously the ranks in Russian mafia are vodka brands and I just went from a Ciroc to an Absolut. Now I can get the crew and a hangout spot! I don’t want the stereotypical shady bar… My mafia hangout place is a women’s clothing store. Forgot about the customers… блять! блять! Shady bar it is! I hired four more people, all of them named Dmitri. And together we sold enough product to overdose a blue whale. Everything was going so perfect. I started to wonder why doesn’t everyone do crime? Uhh, crap. A police raid! I got questioned… They asked me a bunch of irrelevant questions Like: How can a bar with only four customers
turn nine million in profit? Why does it have a room filled with cash? And… Baking soda? I told them we sell a lot of bread and was let out! Larry wasn’t so lucky. Someone ratted him out. I really don’t trust any of these people… Someone ratted him out. I really don’t trust any of these people… except Dmitri Creaser! He’s like a brat to me,
I should ask his opinion about this. Damn Dmitri, that’s a nice new flat-screen TV. You want me to tell you about my recent crimes? Sure? Ohh…. I have to go use the bathroom. *Activating Full-Russian Mode* Dimitri’s our fucking rat, Chico! I’m back. Where were we? Ah, Yes, I hope you consider this a learning experience. Because I caught the rat, I was promoted to a full-blown Smirnoff. My own penthouse… and I get to sit with the other Russian bosses and talk about all the crime we’re gonna do… …and team-building exercises. Everything was perfect. This is usually the part where everything collapses for the main character. But nothing happened… Wait, am I not the main character? Demitri Po-tagn’ist is the main character, bastard! I’m gonna go whack him! I’m gonna go whack him! (not in a weird way) He’s already in witness protection! And he has snitched on me? Shite! Good thing they can’t arrest me here, because it wouldn’t be dramatic enough… …and I don’t think I have any upcoming events… *Sudden Realization* Aww…. No! Today is the day of my daughter’s wedding. I’m so getting arrested! I can’t believe you would arrest me like this… on the day of my daughter’s wedding… They really got me. In my apartment, they found my Pirated Madonna CDs and a metric ton of PCP, but I told them that was just an indoor sandbox. I was sentenced to… 124 years in prison… Dressed up, and sent away… For two minutes, because I haven’t killed anyone! Because I’m an undercover cop! I got all of them. There’s no one in the Russian mafia named Todd! He’s my handler. I didn’t make any money from the drug trade! and that’s why being an undercover cop is the worst way to get rich! Check the description to see who
made the subtitles initially!
However, it was polished and edited by san7890.
(i have no way of checking in the timedtext editor)

100 Comments

  1. Kilian Experience says:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/kilian/ Here's my subreddit. No Grongo postin

  2. Jaxolotle says:

    Did someone say DRUGS

  3. Sami Pesari says:

    Damnit killian you tactical mastermind you tricked me to watch your crappy video again just because title is somehow translated to Finnish and it sounded so bad i had to instantly see what the hell could so moronic video be about just to hear your silly voice.

  4. Stevan Stankov says:

    I don't need a traslation note for brat
    Literally every slavic language uses the word brat

  5. Axel hammarström löfgren says:

    False advirtistiteneent

  6. JøshDaNørwegianMøøse says:

    How to sound like Kilian

    Talk with yout tongue on the top of your mouth like you say "ELL"

    LLKE THLS

  7. Generic Protagonist says:

    Smirnoff is the highest rank? I'd laugh if it wasn't so sad.

  8. Dino 1839 says:

    If I had a dollar for every ping on Discord I have I’d be a millionaire

  9. Cristian Prandi says:

    Nice italian pronounce

  10. Gameplanet 47 says:

    I am from Russia and one thing smitana gang

  11. Sharkwolf darkwolf says:

    What a roller coaster of a story lol

  12. Milo Soto says:

    What a plot twist

  13. Alexis2andsoOn says:

    Absolut isn't russian. It's produced in sweden…

  14. Christopher Flowers says:

    Grongo

  15. An awsome person says:

    civ

  16. doshua javis says:

    Gamer moment

  17. w e r g o o d t o says:

    Top 10 Anime plot twists.

  18. Erik Emerölduson says:

    I can hear Swedish in this one.

  19. Jake iplier says:

    I want you to narrate my life when I die, I'd come back alive just to listen 😅

  20. CrustyBagel GAMING says:

    Well, that's just how mafia works nowadays.

  21. Kevin G says:

    So obvious now!

  22. Fuhwohdah Ali says:

    Was it intentional to have the quality in alcohol go down as the name of higher ranks or do you really think ciroc< absolute< Smirnoff?

  23. Hakiim Al-wehliye says:

    gamer is back

  24. PICAXO The Frenchman says:

    I didnt expect that, i didnt expect any of that

  25. Rizzerio Cheung says:

    Is it wrong if I knew he would say 'daughters wedding' before killian said it?

  26. Totally Not Just a Troll says:

    4:46 love that slowed down kalinka

  27. A Potato says:

    Only 4 seconds in and I already have what I came for, cheers mate.

  28. Arthur Anonymous says:

    Nice Goodfellas reference

  29. Yankee Doodler says:

    What mod is this?

  30. Adrian Fernando says:

    Este canal es la verga

  31. W. Werion says:

    Smetana Gang… nice XD

  32. Ray Valentine says:

    Hmm… Jojo Part 5 is looking good.

  33. Liliana Hudler says:

    I've actually found trafficking stuff in my rectum to be quite profitable

  34. YouNeedHealing says:

    oh you meant worse for you

  35. / says:

    I always knew that the guys behind dairy products are criminals like this

  36. StonyJoe says:

    False. There is no worst way to get rich.

  37. Kelly Seastar says:

    That twist was underwhelming.

  38. Разживин says:

    Дмитрий просил передать, что он этого так не оставит.

  39. HARDBASS , VODKA SLAV! says:

    I hear some weird shit when u talk it that an accent or..?

  40. Alex Z says:

    I from Russia. This video is funny.

    Александр Алексеевич – то, что иностранцы не смогут сказать.

  41. Dummie Dum Dum Dum says:

    "No gangster aspiration"
    Giorno Giovanna has left the game

  42. Anvil Evolved says:

    “And that is The Kilian Dxperience”

    Had to add it for you

  43. SlaterReactsHD says:

    what are the mods?

  44. oleg tomac says:

    Hey dude from what country are you?

  45. janderson tolentino gandra says:

    1:19 detroit:Become human flashbacks

  46. MrAndersongustavo says:

    Each video better than the next!

  47. Rosnani Kasim says:

    Am the the only one who though it was going to be Donne giovanni

  48. Benjamin Shepherd says:

    How do you come up with these they’re amazing

  49. Евгений Волков says:

    Only the russians (like me) immeadiately understood that Dmitriy Krisa is a rat. Ya know why? Because "крыса" (krisa) from russian in english trasnaltes as Rat

  50. William Dressler says:

    Was this a mod?

  51. Cheese_Wafflez says:

    DIMITRI’S A FOCKEN RRAT CHICO

  52. valentin s'vlogs says:

    Russia mafia not exist
    Me to phone: send KGB here there are mafia and capitalist

  53. IIPixel says:

    Best two parts:

    "You want some crystal meth? Nope, very unhealthy! Try some coke instead!"

    "And if you don't pay me in time! I'll break your fucking hand! ;D"

    You're welcome 😉

  54. David Nayror says:

    "full Irish mode activated" ;p good vids top shit

  55. Guy Comment says:

    Well, at least they are not Ivans but Dmitrys

  56. Makaron says:

    Only in Kilian’s world do all the Russians have Czech surnames.

  57. Martin Scarlatti Lazaro says:

    Perque no ciamarlo toto rina

  58. Paco Latte69 says:

    My name is giovanna sotto copertura and I have a dream……
    (Piano music intensifies in the background)

  59. Flamin Cheetos says:

    DIMITRI'S OUR FUCKING RAT, CHICO

  60. Джейм Орк says:

    Так вот как надо играть в симс

  61. Атлас says:

    Мафия следит… мафия не дремлет… мафия бухает.

  62. Skuggi Kuwa says:

    Boy I'm so glad I just wasn't born rich 😅😅😅

  63. Random User says:

    the cmetana gang

  64. capocarro 39 says:

    Why italian game?😂

  65. Always Wanted says:

    Blue monday starts playing and I am happy

  66. Spanish Inquisition says:

    Ожидаю русские комменты

  67. TheTechfo says:

    Sour Cream Gang

  68. Mikasa Joestar says:

    motherlode

  69. Dimitri FaustinMk says:

    Late but motherlode

  70. NoiCe says:

    Ah yes

    le plot twist

  71. Xristofor Ivanov says:

    Not suspicious name. LMAO 😂😂

  72. gatti fuluk says:

    Giovanni sotto copertura è bellissimo 😂

  73. The Hiddeneye says:

    So Many layers

  74. Foma Hii says:

    Прикольно

  75. Neo King says:

    You are swedish

  76. Срокотанский Катоблепас says:

    Рашн маффыа

  77. trucsbiens says:

    the sims 3 better than the sims 4 btw

  78. ярослав ODINJAR says:

    СЛАВА РОССИИ ЭТО НЕ НАШ ПУТЬ

  79. Perssons Gaming says:

    Bra Sverige

  80. kurkiri YT says:

    Pirated cds

  81. Anti Depression says:

    Guy, I am from russia. You're cool

  82. Mr Boom says:

    Владимир Name

  83. badri nath says:

    Hey Killian. Look at this.

    http://dhunt.in/7noyd?s=a&ss=wsp

  84. Mixey Maxer says:

    I love how everyone one of his videos, are the best videos

  85. Skeng Man says:

    Coke is Vegetarian

  86. Retro Marky says:

    Love this channel. 🙂

  87. Donnie Brasco says:

    Why german titels whit english language ?

  88. Dr.Pepper says:

    is this a real mod ?
    how do sims kill each other?

  89. Hadi Kanaan says:

    I knew the plot twist because according to him he made a lot of money so it was kind of obvious what was actually going on

  90. К И Т says:

    Господи в этом видео слишком много русской мафии , я одна здесь русская ?

  91. DreepyGod YT says:

    0:27

  92. morfea123 says:

    3:44 Dmitri's a fokin rat Chico – best line ever 😀

  93. Literally a train says:

    why the civ music

  94. отбитый тигр says:

    Hello from Russia👋🏻

  95. Jelly says:

    You went from best to worst with vodka

  96. Fiddle says:

    i almost forgot to watch this video today

  97. black tiger says:

    Best video and twist in my entire viewer history

  98. RED Nightwolf says:

    Сметана is like cream

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