Tag: Stephen Colbert

Nick Woodman Went Surfing And Came Home A Billionaire

WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. NICE TO SEE YOU.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: VERY FEW GUESTS BRING THEIR OWN CAMERAS. ( LAUGHTER ) CAN I–>>WELL, THIS IS FOR DOCUMENTING MY MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCES. SO — >>OKAY, GOOD.>>I FIGURED I’D– >>Stephen: AS A MATTER OF FACT IN YOUR HONOR WE’RE GOING TO GEAR …

Paul Ryan Is Taking His Tax Cuts And Going Home

Paul Ryan Is Taking His Tax Cuts And Going Home

WHILE WE CAREENED TOWARD AN APOCAL-OOPSIE-DAISY, THERE WAS A BOMB DROPPED ON CAPITOL HILL BY SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE AND CROSSFIT DRACULA PAUL RYAN. ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) RYAN WILL NOT BE RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION IN 2018. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HE’S OUT. HE SAID– HE SAID TODAY HE WANTS TO SPEND …

Wealthy Ceo Group: Raise Retirement Age

Wealthy Ceo Group: Raise Retirement Age

listen to this wealthier c_e_o_s wanna force americans to retire later so if there was this ridiculous silly commission called like the commission affix the debt or something that all of the c_e_o_s were on a couple months ago and they pretended to do some high-minded like fact-finding where there are taylor what we did …

We’re Finally Going To Get Trump’s Tax Returns

We’re Finally Going To Get Trump’s Tax Returns

WELCOME UP THERE, DOWN THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR SHOWS STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THERE’S EXCITEMENT. IT’S ELECTRIC IN THE AIR. IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN AMERICA BECAUSE REMEMBER TRUMP’S THREAT FROM THE STATE OF THE UNION?>>IF THERE IS GOING TO BE …

Stephen Cares About Your Health (For Money)

Stephen Cares About Your Health (For Money)

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN RIGHT OVER THERE.>>Jon: HEY!>>Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU. FOLKS, I DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO STAY HEALTHY. I EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE, AND TRY NOT TO DRINK THE ELIXIR THAT TURNS ME INTO EVIL STEPHEN. THAT’S WHY I AM ALWAYS EXCITED TO HEAR …

Trump’s Tax Returns Were Released By… Trump?

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. GLAD YOU’RE HERE. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HUGE NEWS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP ALMOST HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. ( LAUGHTER ) FOR YEARS NOW, PEOPLE WANTED TO SEE HIS TAX RETURNS. THE ONLY THING HE HIDES MORE FIERCELY IS THE TRUE COLOR OF HIS FACE. I’M GOING TO GUESS BEACHED …