Tag: monologue

Nick Woodman Went Surfing And Came Home A Billionaire

WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. NICE TO SEE YOU.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: VERY FEW GUESTS BRING THEIR OWN CAMERAS. ( LAUGHTER ) CAN I–>>WELL, THIS IS FOR DOCUMENTING MY MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCES. SO — >>OKAY, GOOD.>>I FIGURED I’D– >>Stephen: AS A MATTER OF FACT IN YOUR HONOR WE’RE GOING TO GEAR …

How to Choose Your Monologue

How to Choose Your Monologue

It’s really important to choose something that you are really going to enjoy mining and working on. You’re going to spend a lot of hours reading it, learning it, perfecting it and so I think really follow your instincts on that, rather than maybe listening too much to other people and what they tell you …

Stephen Cares About Your Health (For Money)

Stephen Cares About Your Health (For Money)

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN RIGHT OVER THERE.>>Jon: HEY!>>Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU. FOLKS, I DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO STAY HEALTHY. I EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE, AND TRY NOT TO DRINK THE ELIXIR THAT TURNS ME INTO EVIL STEPHEN. THAT’S WHY I AM ALWAYS EXCITED TO HEAR …

Trump’s Tax Returns Were Released By… Trump?

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. GLAD YOU’RE HERE. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HUGE NEWS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP ALMOST HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. ( LAUGHTER ) FOR YEARS NOW, PEOPLE WANTED TO SEE HIS TAX RETURNS. THE ONLY THING HE HIDES MORE FIERCELY IS THE TRUE COLOR OF HIS FACE. I’M GOING TO GUESS BEACHED …

Ellen Reviews Products Made Just for Women

Ellen Reviews Products Made Just for Women

I’m a celebrity and– [LAUGHTER] You know that. But I do things the same as you. And I went the other day to do some shopping. And just like you, I go in for one thing and then I end up with 40 things. And unlike you, I pay with a gold bar, but– [LAUGHTER] …