Tag: late night

Trump’s Tax Returns Were Released By… Trump?

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. GLAD YOU’RE HERE. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HUGE NEWS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP ALMOST HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. ( LAUGHTER ) FOR YEARS NOW, PEOPLE WANTED TO SEE HIS TAX RETURNS. THE ONLY THING HE HIDES MORE FIERCELY IS THE TRUE COLOR OF HIS FACE. I’M GOING TO GUESS BEACHED …

Joe Biden 2020: ‘Nothing Will Fundamentally Change’

Joe Biden 2020: ‘Nothing Will Fundamentally Change’

OF COURSE, THE DEMOCRATS ARE ALREADY CAMPAIGNING TO REPLACE TRUMP. AND THE CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD HAS BEGUN. I’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT’S “DOIN’ IT DONKEY-STYLE.”>>ANYONE BUT TRUMP! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>STEPHEN: WE’RE STILL 501 DAYS FROM THE ELECTION, BUT FOR THE MOMENT, THE DEMOCRATIC FRONTRUNNER IS FORMER VICE PRESIDENT AND …

Bernie Sanders is Ready to Defeat Trump

Bernie Sanders is Ready to Defeat Trump

Our first guest tonight is an unlikely hero to people many, many years younger than he. He’s a leading candidate for the Democratic nomination. And he’s doing it all without a super PAC or a comb. Please welcome the senator from Vermont, Bernie Sanders. [applause] Thank you for coming. My pleasure. I appreciate your being …

John Oliver’s ‘Late Show’ Lifetime Achievement Award

John Oliver’s ‘Late Show’ Lifetime Achievement Award

WE’RE BACK! BEAUTIFUL MONDAY WITH MR. JOHN OLIVER. YOU HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL YOUNG BOYS.>>YES.>>Stephen: HOW BRITISH ARE THEY VERSUS AMERICAN?>>WELL, PROBABLY LESS BRITISH THAN I STUPIDLY IMAGINED BECAUSE THEY’VE REALLY BAFFLE BEEN THERE.>>Stephen: YOU HAVEN’T RUBBED OFF ON THEM?>>WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING A KID IN THE PAST, I COULD ALWAYS ASSUME THEY SOUND LIKE …

Sen. Elizabeth Warren Isn’t Asking Wealthy Donors For Help

Sen. Elizabeth Warren Isn’t Asking Wealthy Donors For Help

WELL, EVERYBODY, WE’RE BACK HERE WITH A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN. SENATOR, LET ME ASK YOU THIS, PLEASE –>>SURE.>>Stephen: — A FOX POLL HAS YOU AND BERNIE LEADING THE PACK AT PEOPLE UNDER 45.>>MM-HMM.>>Stephen: PEOPLE OVER 45, BIDEN WHO HAS NOT DECLARED YET IF HE’S GOING TO, IS LEADING OVER 45. WHAT DO YOU …

Theatre Donor – SNL

Theatre Donor – SNL

>>>GOOD EVENING, I’M TARA HENRY, ARTISTIC DIRECTOR HERE AT THE BRAND NEW ALBIE DURBERRY THEATER. [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS ALL POSSIBLE THANKS TO ONE INCREDIBLY GENEROUS DONOR WHO JOINS US THIS EVENING, MR. ALBIE DURBERRY WHO TURNED 106 YEARS YOUNG THIS MONTH. [ APPLAUSE ] I KNOW LEAVING YOUR HOUSE IS QUITE AN ORDEAL, …