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White Tax

White Tax

(audience applauds) – Every once in a while an idea comes around that disrupts everything. The printing press, the light bulb, this ass, and now this. – What if we told you, you, you, you that we could eradicate inequality. – Poverty. – And general douchiness in a matter of (snaps) seconds. – [All] We …

HUGE final answer! Incredible Fast Money COMEBACK!!! | Family Feud

HUGE final answer! Incredible Fast Money COMEBACK!!! | Family Feud

STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. HOW LONG COULD YOU GO WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING? DANIELLE: ONE HOUR. STEVE: NAME A SPORT THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN THE WORD BALL. DANIELLE: SOCCER. STEVE: NAME A SAD-SOUNDING MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. DANIELLE: VIOLIN. STEVE: NAME A SHELLFISH THAT’S SERVED IN A RESTAURANT. DANIELLE: …

Joe Biden 2020: ‘Nothing Will Fundamentally Change’

Joe Biden 2020: ‘Nothing Will Fundamentally Change’

OF COURSE, THE DEMOCRATS ARE ALREADY CAMPAIGNING TO REPLACE TRUMP. AND THE CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD HAS BEGUN. I’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT’S “DOIN’ IT DONKEY-STYLE.”>>ANYONE BUT TRUMP! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>STEPHEN: WE’RE STILL 501 DAYS FROM THE ELECTION, BUT FOR THE MOMENT, THE DEMOCRATIC FRONTRUNNER IS FORMER VICE PRESIDENT AND …

John Oliver’s ‘Late Show’ Lifetime Achievement Award

John Oliver’s ‘Late Show’ Lifetime Achievement Award

WE’RE BACK! BEAUTIFUL MONDAY WITH MR. JOHN OLIVER. YOU HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL YOUNG BOYS.>>YES.>>Stephen: HOW BRITISH ARE THEY VERSUS AMERICAN?>>WELL, PROBABLY LESS BRITISH THAN I STUPIDLY IMAGINED BECAUSE THEY’VE REALLY BAFFLE BEEN THERE.>>Stephen: YOU HAVEN’T RUBBED OFF ON THEM?>>WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING A KID IN THE PAST, I COULD ALWAYS ASSUME THEY SOUND LIKE …