Lie Witness News – Trump’s Tax Returns Edition


DONALD TRUMP AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW HAS YET TO RELEASE HIS FINANCIAL INFORMATION. EVEN THOUGH TRADITIONALLY THAT’S WHAT CANDIDATE DOZEN. EVEN HIS RUNNING MATE, MIKE PENCE, RELEASED HIS TAX RETURNS. TRUMP HAS NOT, HE CLAIMS HE’S BEING AUDITED, HIS LAWYERS TOLD HIM NOT TO DO IT, HE ALSO SAYS PEOPLE DON’T CARE ABOUT HIS TAXES. I DISAGREE, I CARE ABOUT HIS TAXES. I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE CARE. WE STOPPED PEOPLE WHO IDENTIFIED THEMSELVES AS DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTERS. WE STOPPED THEM, TOLD THEM DONALD TRUMP RELEASED HIS TAXES TODAY, AND ASKED THEM SPECIFIC QUESTIONS ABOUT THESE FICTIONAL TAX RETURNS IN ANOTHER EDITION OF “LIE WITNESS NEWS.”>>SO AS YOU KNOW, DONALD TRUMP RELEASED HIS TAX RETURNS TODAY. WAS IT LEGITIMATE FOR DONALD TRUMP TO WRITE OFF ALL THOSE MARRIAGES OVER THE YEARS AS “ENTERTAINMENT”?>>WOW. GOOD QUESTION. IT WAS, IT WAS ENTERTAINING. TO HIM. IT’S A TAX WRITE-OFF. AGAIN, GOING BACK TO YOUR IRS, EVERYTHING THAT — IT’S A LOOPHOLE. IF IT’S THERE, YOU’RE GOING TO UTILIZE IT. >>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DONALD TRUMP LISTING HIS PRIMARY OCCUPATION AS FARMER?>>IF HE DOES OWN FARMS AND HE’S INVESTED IN FARMS, I MEAN, THAT’S — AS AN ENTREPRENEUR, YOU CAN NECESSARILY SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY. ESPECIALLY FOR TAX PURPOSES. >>OBVIOUSLY THE BIG SHOCK IS THAT DONALD TRUMP’S NET WORTH IS ONLY $42,000. RATHER THAN $10 BILLION. DOES THAT CHANGE YOUR VIEW ON HIM?>>NEVER. I KNOW HE’S GOING TO DO IT. I KNOW HE’S GOING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. >>WAS IT REASONABLE OF HIM TO ASSERT HE DID HAVE $10 BILLION, EVEN THOUGH HE ONLY HAD $42,000?>>WE ALL FIB A LITTLE BIT. YOU KNOW WHAT?>>THE DONALD TRUMP FOUNDATION DONATED $100,000 TO THE LEGAL DEFENSE FUND TO THE DENTIST WHO KILLED CECIL THE LION, IS THAT OKAY?>>I WOULD THINK THAT WOULD BE A WONDERFUL THING FOR HIM TO DO, BECAUSE I IMAGINE THE DENTIST COULDN’T AFFORD IT HIMSELF. >>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOW DONALD TRUMP DONATED $50,000 TO JARED FOGLE’S LEGAL DEFENSE FUND THIS. >>WELL, PEOPLE DONATE LARGE SUMS OF CASH TO LEGAL FUNDS EVERY DAY. IF IT’S TO HELP SOMEBODY, THAT’S WHAT IT’S FOR. >>EVEN DISGRACED SUBWAY FOLKS MAN JARED FOGLE DESERVES HIS DAY IN COURT?>>EVERYBODY DESERVES THEIR DAY IN COURT. >>WERE YOU SURPRISED TO SEE DONALD TRUMP WROTE OFF $100,000 FOR BREAST PUMPS FOR VARIOUS MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY?>>NO, NOT SURPRISED. >>WHY NOT?>>I DON’T KNOW. HE’S, YOU KNOW — HE WANTS EVERYBODY TO BE BIG AND BEAUTIFUL BESIDE HIM. SO, YOU KNOW.>>I’M SORRY, YOU’RE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THEY’RE BREAST PUMPS TO INCREASE THEIR BUST SIZE?>>YES.>>DO YOU THINK GOLD PLATING A TOILET IS A “BUSINESS EXPENSE”?>>IF I WAS SHOWING OFF FOR MY FRIENDS OR I NEEDED IT AND I HAD THE FUNDS TO DO IT, YES, I WOULD PROBABLY DO IT WERE YOU SURPRISED TO SEE DONALD TRUMP SPENT $38,000 ON THAT SIBERIAN TIGER FOR VLADIMIR PUTIN’S BIRTHDAY?>>YEAH, I’M NOT SURPRISED. I WOULD THINK HE WOULD WANT TO GAIN FRIENDS IN THE BUSINESS WORLD.>>WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT HOW DONALD TRUMP IS TECHNICALLY LEASING HIS WIFE MELANIA TO THE CAMPAIGN? IS IT OKAY THAT HE FOUND THAT LOOPHOLE?>>EVERY PERSON’S LEASABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE?

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