Joe Biden 2020: ‘Nothing Will Fundamentally Change’

Joe Biden 2020: ‘Nothing Will Fundamentally Change’


OF COURSE, THE DEMOCRATS ARE
ALREADY CAMPAIGNING TO REPLACE TRUMP. AND THE CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD
HAS BEGUN. I’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN
TONIGHT’S “DOIN’ IT DONKEY-STYLE.”>>ANYONE BUT TRUMP! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>STEPHEN: WE’RE STILL 501 DAYS FROM THE ELECTION, BUT FOR THE
MOMENT, THE DEMOCRATIC FRONTRUNNER IS FORMER VICE
PRESIDENT AND MAN WHO JUST LOST HIS FINGERS IN A BOLOGNA SLICER,
JOE BIDEN. BIDEN SPOKE AT A PRIVATE
FUNDRAISER EARLIER THIS WEEK AND TOLD THE BIG DONORS THAT HE
DIDN’T WANT TO “DEMONIZE” THE WEALTHY AND ADDED THAT UNDER HIS
PRESIDENCY, “NO ONE’S STANDARD OF LIVING WILL CHANGE, NOTHING
WILL FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE.” OH, IT EXPLAINS BIDEN’S
INSPIRING UPDATE TO OBAMA’S POSTER. ( LAUGHTER )
BUT THE COMMENTS THAT REALLY GOT BIDEN IN HOT WATER WERE ABOUT
HIS ABILITY TO WORK WITH PEOPLE HE DISAGREES WITH. SPECIFICALLY, SEGREGATIONISTS
LIKE MISSISSIPPI SENATOR JAMES EASTLAND. EASTLAND WASN’T JUST SOME FOLKSY
UNCLE WHO OCCASIONALLY MADE A RACIST REMARKS AT THANKSGIVING. HE WAS A STAUNCH OPPONENT OF
DESEGREGATION. HE DEGRADED BLACK SOLDIERS WHO
FOUGHT IN WORLD WAR II AS PHYSICALLY AND MORALLY
INCOMPETENT, WAS CALLED “THE VOICE OF THE WHITE SOUTH,”
AND SAID THE MISSISSIPPI CIVIL RIGHTS WORKERS MURDERED IN 1964
WERE JUST STAGING A “PUBLICITY STUNT.” ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
LISTEN, I GET JOE BIDEN BEING PROUD OF HIS ABILITY TO WORK
WITH PEOPLE HE DOESN’T AGREE WITH. BUT HE DIDN’T HAVE TO PICK THIS
GUY. “I DO A LOT OF VOLUNTEER WORK. ONCE, I PAINTED A SCHOOL WITH
JEFFREY DAHMER. WE FUNDAMENTALLY DISAGREE ABOUT
CANNIBALISM, BUT THE GUY DID BRING HIS OWN LUNCH.” ( LAUGHTER )
HERE’S A CAMPAIGN THROWBACK FROM THURSDAY. WE GOT DISAPPOINTING NEWS ABOUT
ROY MOORE. IF YOU DON’T REMEMBER MOORE,
LUCKY YOU. HE FAMOUSLY LOST HIS SENATE RACE
IN 2017 AFTER IT CAME OUT HE FACED CHARGES OF SEXUALLY ABUSED
UNDERAGED GIRLS. HE WAS BANNED FROM THE LOCAL
MALL. SO I LOOK FORWARD TO HIS
CAMPAIGN POSTERS. ROY MOORE 2020, HEY, CAN
SOMEBODY HANG THIS UP IN THE MALL FOR ME? VERY FORGIVING CROWD. VERY FORGIVING.>>Jon: GRACE, GRACE AND
PEACE.>>Stephen: FANS OF MALLS HERE
TONIGHT. AT A PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY IN
MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA, MOORE MADE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.>>YES, I WILL RUN FOR THE
UNITED STATES SENATE IN 2020.>>Stephen: I’M SURPRISED HE’S
STILL INTERESTED IN 2020. HE’S KNOWN TO BE MORE INTO THE
TEENS. BUT DON’T WORRY, MOORE HAS
LEARNED FROM HIS PAST. WHEN ASKED BY JOURNALISTS WHAT
HE’LL DO DIFFERENTLY THIS TIME AROUND, HE REPLIED, “I WOULD
LIKE TO MAKE MORE PERSONAL CONTACT WITH PEOPLE.” RUN, ALABAMA! LOCK YOUR DOORS! OR HIDE IN THE MALL, IT’S THE
ONLY PLACE HE CAN’T GET YOU! WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.

100 Comments

  1. M F says:

    We don't want creepy Joe he's more of the same like Clinton and the deportation king Obama we want real change The Burn Warren 2020 tax fruk out of the rich elite turds especially those low life Wallstreet turds

  2. Jason says:

    Vote for Bernie Sanders & Feel the Bern!

  3. Mo Fo says:

    A puppet for rich labor unions committed to bringing communism to America..

  4. matt thomas says:

    yeah fuck that guy…really hope the dems can figure shit out this time…were all running out of time.

  5. Gallatea Archer says:

    You pieces of shit elect Biden and nothing will change, he is telling us exactly who he is. Wanna see Mcconnell take another SCOTUS seat???? Elect this feckless prick. I hate you centrist democrat scum. Is it going to take another for years of Trump? WWIII and total economic collapse and Handmaids tale sex slaves to make people finally have the balls to vote against the status quo?
    Joe also confirmed Clarence Thomas.

  6. John Dettra says:

    Bill Murray to portray Joe Biden in the new movie, "GAFF".

  7. John Dettra says:

    If any of the other Dems get nominated, it will be a comedy fest of Trump doing one linersh. But if Trump were to lose, it'll be THE US going out of business sale.

  8. FutureChaosTV says:

    Why is a pedo like Roy Moore not in prison?

    Oh right! Because pedo lover Trump pardoned him.

  9. firefox5926 says:

    2:02 instead of focusing on who he worked with how about you focus on what he worked with him on … and don't half arse it and say something like "desegregation" … say he worked with x on y proposel and he did that because z

  10. Sheldon Drake says:

    Joe Bye DONE, Mediocre for All!!

  11. Stephen Sagun says:

    #BIDENTHEDEMOCRATICMAGA

  12. WildBill94 says:

    Biden is still the best option we have. The other candidates, while forward thinking, are falling prey to Trump’s decisiveness and use the same “with me or against me” stance as him and refusing to work with or compromise with Republicans even in areas where they should. Biden is moderate and level-headed: he can push for what needs to change while finding a middle ground on other issues.

  13. Bolton says:

    Comcast Joe.

  14. Bolton says:

    "Nothing will change" Biden.

  15. Bolton says:

    "No sympathy for millenials" Joe.

  16. Bolton says:

    "He never called me boy" Biden.

  17. Devin McDonnell says:

    #NopeNoChange

  18. Terry Oesch says:

    Colbert always has a live raccoon shuved up his butt before he go's on

  19. davidrihno says:

    Stephen Colbert is the wealthy

  20. Thats not funny says:

    OMFG! Nothing will change? Let's forget about Joe Biden!!
    !!
    !!

  21. Walt F. says:

    Well, so much for that "hopey-changey stuff" I guess.

  22. Anna Torey says:

    So, climate change will be ignored? Corporate money will remain in politics? People will remain poor and not receive decent healthcare via single payer? It's like his campaign is a giant F-U to us progressives 🙍.

  23. Ryan Ross says:

    Creepy Joe is a pedophile

  24. Dillinger R. says:

    I'm voting for Yang

  25. FlameAdder says:

    Roy Moore's recent destruction on twitter is one of the funniest things I've seen all month

  26. n9nebraker says:

    Bernie 2020

  27. n9nebraker says:

    If he called out others why didn't he call out Joe Biden being a pederass? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJi2K5oEj2I

  28. Gordon Shumway says:

    JEB! – I mean, JOE! (It’s $o easy to mix those up) …

  29. G. Cal says:

    Joe Biden is a Pedophile r and a liar and Obama and Joe did nothing for America except to try and bring down the U.S economy

  30. Martin Ljubic says:

    Biden vows to repeal Trump tax cuts on 'Day One' ……..
    of his White House Fantasy. This SOB wants to create
    bread lines in America. This SOB vows to turn America
    into Venezuela. This SOB knows better than you how to
    how to spend your money.
    *Vote for Biden … he vows to take all your money!!*

  31. Joe Anderson says:

    Is this comedy? #makecomedyfunnyagain

  32. Lars Honeytoast says:

    Bernie 2020….. and beyond!!!

  33. Joe Anderson says:

    Colbert get a clue. Buttigieg is front runner.

  34. Sonja Nikolic says:

    I'd like to stop face-palming twice a day over what comes out of the White House – so kindly keep Biden far, far away from it.

    President Sanders, please.

  35. Bobby Lee says:

    James Eastland is a Democrat, so he had to work with all Democrats. Nothing wrong with it.

  36. B Harper says:

    Yeah, sums up most people's view: Biden sucks.

  37. Faisal Syed says:

    please buttigieg

  38. WildwoodClaire1 says:

    Biden 1980! for the "Same old shit! Different day!"

  39. Josh L says:

    Biden 2020

  40. John A says:

    Biden 2020

  41. The Stammering Dunce says:

    Colbert making fun of the Dems

    Youtube commenters: YAAASS!!!

    Instagram commenters: The only way to defeat Trump is to pledge absolute allegiance to the Democratic Party. Who cares about the quality of the candidates?

  42. bepowerification says:

    he should've mentioned the fact Moore barely lost the election and got 48% of the votes even though everyone knew he harasses teenage girls… thats probably the problem with the USA, about 50% of the people are stupid morons.

  43. Mk L says:

    It's all pandering, all the time. This process is an absolute joke and insulting to our intelligence. Are we really supposed to believe "we" really matter? Ego, money, and self serving nonsense. It's really too bad, this country should, and could easily, be the best, if people could just get over themselves. That goes for EVERYONE!!!

  44. Montesama314 says:

    Biden will help the rich get richer, and… Oh, that's it. Okay.

  45. Mark Hettenbach says:

    Circular firing squad? Is that another way of saying Circle-jerk?

  46. starsaint says:

    A political tool for the rich making money off our climate and economic ecosystem, and dumb enough to broadcast it to the world?

    NEXT!!!!

  47. starsaint says:

    To rich donors: supporting Biden would be like throwing money at a bonfire. People will not vote for him. He will lose.

  48. Conner is dreaming again says:

    I don't know if you read your comments or not but you have to hear OLIVIER on the piano hes only 9 years old and WOWSERS HE'S OUTSTANDING DONT MISS A GOOD THING 🎹

  49. Ned Thumberland says:

    Only the powerful and the wealthy resist changes. Let that sink in a bit.

  50. typeerk says:

    Russian bots are hard at work here… they just changed 'Hillary' with 'Biden' in their post sub scripts from 2016-
    People are falling for it already look at these fake accts.
    Nobody hated Biden last year but now you're getting brainwashed… & you don't even realize how easy it happened-

  51. Ryan Jonas says:

    I dont even know why the dems are trying.
    🇺🇸🇺🇸TRUMP 2020🇺🇸🇺🇸

  52. Invert Your Cross says:

    Poll the real American people and Biden is far from the front runner

  53. TheViperFan says:

    Nothing will fundamentally change.
    Keep the system running that only benefits the 1%, and made people so upset, that they voted a moron as president.
    Another friend of cooperations, who does not give a f##k about people.

  54. joshua johnson says:

    STATUS QUO JOE…

  55. Damon Hockey says:

    The more I see of America the uglier it looks.

  56. marco polo says:

    Based on this Trump will win in 2020. God help us all.

  57. Tautriadelta says:

    Roast Biden for having had to work with people like Eastland or Strom Thurmond all you want, what's really telling about America is the fact that Eastland or Thurmond and their kind happily stayed put in the positions of power as long as they lived….

  58. Chris Roze says:

    let's face it, Alabama will elect Roy Moore in 2020, they almost did in 2017. We are talking about Alabama here, the hopelessness of humanity.

  59. ClayDog says:

    Creepy Joe is so much fun. Vote hm in

  60. Hailey Johnson says:

    Honestly all the main democratic candidates kinda bad so I’m going with the underdog here Yang 2020 # Yang gang

  61. Joseph Van says:

    Biden has always been a party hack and machine operative. Still, he is smart enough to have amassed a personal fortune estimated at $100 million. Not bad on the salary of a senator and VP.

  62. April Hernandez says:

    Elizabeth Warren 2020

  63. Tracy Taylor says:

    Joe Biden is an empty suit.

  64. Erin Miller says:

    All the more reason to support Elizabeth Warren. #AnybodyButTrump2020

  65. Yolanda Dery says:

    Biden is running on the "I'm friends with Obama" campaign and hoping that people will jump on the bandwagon.

  66. Steve D says:

    The segregation comments were just bumbling Biden's way of saying "there were good people on both sides". He really is a moron. He should just change his name and occupation to bidet if he's going to come out with shit like that.

  67. American Despotism says:

    Warren/Kamala 2020. Never Bernie, lets not forget he spent 2016 saying Dems were corrupt and in the pocket of corporations. Then when he took aim at the GOP he said they are corrupt and in the pocket of corporations. The result was theyre all bad lets give Republicans a try. No thanks not down for that in 2020

  68. Nick D says:

    If further convincing needed read No Joe! Biden's Disastrous Voting Record in Harper's March issue: https://harpers.org/archive/2019/03/joe-biden-record/ We need Sanders for posterity (so there'll be a future). And wow, I've rarely seen so much consensus in these comments section

  69. Jeremy Gregorio says:

    Drop out now Joe. #bernie2020.

  70. mox grovno says:

    Now is NOT the time for us to engage in our usual circular firing squad.
    Let us take a page from the lockstep Republicans and get behind ONE candidate.
    We can always change it u AFTER Donnie is gone.

  71. Luke Taylor says:

    Let's cut with these alternatives and go right to the source for some real change: #Bernie2020

  72. Tuck says:

    If you don't think change is needed in a country where every problem is of massive proportions, why should anyone elect you.

  73. Kevin Arzola says:

    If you paid someone $5 for every Biden voter they found in the wild, you’d have $0

  74. Fulton Jack Waterloo says:

    But African -Americans are flocking to his banner. Why? Because if Biden is elected he will do nothing for black Americans!😕 Can you say masochism? Sure you can!

  75. Chill Yourself says:

    Illusion of Choice, None of these wealthy politicians are for truly the people

  76. M N says:

    I wish Warren would win w Bernie as VP. 🙁 Hope if either of them win they appoint the other into their cabinet.

  77. Biggus Dickus says:

    Why not just sentence all child molesters, pedos, and rapists to white house, senate, and RNC. Wait we've already done that!

  78. LesPaul2006 says:

    Did you know every current Democratic party member was dropped on his/her head at infancy? Are you wondering how is this possible? Just look at them…

  79. jobokidd says:

    I think Andrew Yang has more to offer #Yang2020 he has a solution for the massive automation which will cause a job apocalypse

  80. Vanessa Awada says:

    🔥🔥 FEEL THE BERN 🔥🔥

  81. internetuser says:

    Joe Biden is a segregationist.

    He first became aware of what an "awful thing" segregation was as a third grader, when he asked his mother why a bus was taking black children to a school away from where they lived… Biden said: "I think the concept of busing … that we are going to integrate people so that they all have the same access and they learn to grow up with one another and all the rest, is a rejection of the whole movement of black pride,” said Biden. Desegregation, he argued, was “a rejection of the entire black awareness concept, where black is beautiful, black culture should be studied; and the cultural awareness of the importance of their own identity, their own individuality"

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/joe-biden-embraced-segregation-in-1975-claiming-it-was-a-matter-of-black-pride

  82. Josh Bobst says:

    According to Senate historians, Biden was able to work well with segregationists because he agreed with them.

  83. Fifth Ape says:

    The Democratic Party keeps Progressives out, so Hillary Clinton Joe Biden can win lose against Trump.

  84. Adam Martin says:

    If the "big thinkers" of the Democratic elite appoint Biden as their Chosen One, then they shouldn't be surprised to see Trump in office for another 4 years. Populism is still popular, and will be until they concede some reforms.

  85. Fire Up The Lancasters says:

    Biden in 2008 "Change!"
    Biden in 2020 "Too Much Change!"

  86. Amanda Smith says:

    Biden should run as Republican, because he's a shit Democrat. And kind of a skeezeball. God, I hope he doesn't get the nomination… I won't vote for him.

  87. Hugh Mann says:

    Maybe we should “amend” our requirements for our presidential candidates to include.. having a plan…

  88. Hugh Mann says:

    We DONT need a “democrat socialist” government to improve our democracy.. we need a 3rd party!

  89. T M says:

    Bernie Sanders 2020!!!

  90. Msyjsm says:

    I'm pretty sure that outro music was Chaminade's "Scarf Dance"…God I love Jon Batiste.

  91. MrInuhanyou123 says:

    Bernie 2020…Biden is a hot bed of bad decision

  92. Otto Normalverbrauch says:

    With most politicians, comedians have to meticulously construct satire, with Trump it's thrown into their laps in scary abundance.

  93. bossel says:

    The question is "What would you want to fundamentally change?". It's not as if the joke-in-chief has actually achieved much of the stuff he planned.

  94. Selma Jabnouni says:

    I have a question, I am not from the US how does the primary election work? I assume everyone could vote, but then why doesn't Republicans just vote for the worst democratic candidate so that Trump has an easier run? Sorry if it's a stupid question

  95. ironshroom says:

    Joe Biden is definitely a pedo.

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  97. godonlyknows13 says:

    Biden: "Nothing will fundamentally Change"
    Bernie: "Election days come and go. But the struggle of the people to create a government which represents all of us and not just the one percent – a government based on the principles of economic, social, racial and environmental justice – that struggle continues."
    Bernie2020

  98. HealyHQ says:

    Joe Biden is an unelectable disaster. We need fresh blood to inspire positive change. Someone we can all rally behind. Someone like Andrew Yang or Tulsi Gabbard. Especially Yang since he's picking up a lot of support from former Trump voters and libertarians on top of the liberal and progressive dems you'd expect. There's so much energy and excitement around Yang's campaign and his #HumanityFirst message.

  99. Chris Rosado says:

    Biden is and always was a waste of space. Should just be minding his own fuckin' business at a country club somewhere.

  100. Andy Holtz says:

    Isn't "avoiding change" the very definition of a Conservative?

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