Guess My Income (Dae) | Lineup | Cut

Guess My Income (Dae) | Lineup | Cut


– The look. I think you wrote a book and
your face is on the cover. You probably have a cult
following, so probably $1 million. But she doesn’t charge a lot. You may even have Groupons for classes. (quirky instrumental music) I’m Dae Shik Kim Hawkins Jr. – Let me do some basic
Asian math, $35,000. – Income? Thank God. I was told I was guessing penis sizes. – Hello. Wayleen. – Nice to meet you. – Nice to meet you.
– Strong hand shake. – I’m just gonna, I’m gonna
turn real judgemental now. All right, you definitely feel like you have more money than me. (laughing) So, your lips are purple,
which is a very bold color, which either you make so much
money where you don’t care or you don’t have a job. You should be making $1.2 million, but because of systemic racism, you’re probably making about 350. Nice meeting you. – Nice meeting you. – The bar has to be set. Everyone’s broke from here. Hello! – Hello sir. – That’s not how rich people shake hands. Could I examine your tattoos? – Yeah. – Interesting, what is this? – It says October 31st,
2005, true love forever. It was when my first wife
tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage. – Oh. – Did you dump her after that? – Oh, yeah, yeah. – All right, well, I’m getting
uncomfortable, but also I- You’re a midnight stocker at Hot Topic and you make $15 an hour because Seattle fought for that
minimum wage and thank God. – Sweet. – Can I get a discount? – No. – Okay, see ya. – You just look like somebody I’m about to watch a life montage about. – Yeah, what does that mean, exactly? – I feel like you just
strike me as somebody who likes to take advantage of the moment. – Yes. – What is that necklace you have? Is that a whistle?
– It’s a whistle. – [Dae] Can you blow it? – I can. (high pitched whistling) – You’re rich. Three million a year. – Three million? – Yeah, I think you’re famous. He’s famous. – Finally, a non-white person. Well, I gotta be honest man,
you smell like marijuana. – Yeah. – Man, I like you. I think, what you should
be making is millions. I think you either are a motivational speaker to youth in high schools,
– Mmhm – or work at a phone sex hotline. – ‘Cause you got a good voice, dude. $50,000 a year, bro. – Good meeting you. – Judge me. – The look. Have you ever been to Laguna Beach? – Nope. – I think you wrote a book
and your face is on the cover. And the font is like this big. – Where’s my book? – It’s probably at Safeway
on the number two rank– – Safeway Best Seller!
– On that shelf behind– – Yes. You probably have a cult
following, so probably $1 million. But she doesn’t charge a lot. You may even have Groupons for classes. Maybe even a free month trial. Nice to meet you. – Nice to meet you. – Where did you get your shoes? Can I touch ’em?
– Sure thing. – They’re not steel toe. – No. – That means you’re not
in dangerous situations. – That means I don’t put my
feet where they shouldn’t be. – Can I ask you a personal question? What are the stains on your shirt? – Oh, that’s glue. – It’s glue? – Promise?
– [Man] Mm-hmm. – What color? – Grayish. – Correct. – He got wood glue on his shirt. So you make about a solid 10 grand a year. Legally. And the rest of your
hobbies, I don’t know. We won’t go there. – Thank you. – Thank you. Why did he do that? That guy was scary. – Well, you definitely
either have the makeup of a tech bro or a youth pastor. – Oh. Jesus, man. – I think your income probably
is, I would say 60,000. Good luck to your ministry. – Thank you.
– Yeah. – Well dressed, beautiful
black woman in Seattle. Two steps away from cracking the top and until I see that
bling-bling thumb ring, I think you’re about 80,000 right now. – Okay.
– Oh. – Sounds like I was wrong. – That was very hard. I think I’m very wrong. I think this was hard for me
because I just always assume everyone makes more money
than me in this city. – Yeah. – Okay. – The famous guy. – What’s up? – Hope I didn’t offend the rich people. (people laughing) Damn! I was kinda close. What happened, bro? (overlapping talking and laughter) – I lost some money, went to
college and working four jobs. – You’re a student?
– Yes. – You work four jobs?
– Yes. – You do all of that and
you’re at the end of the line? – Yeah, college course stuff yeah – Oh ok, so you’re putting all
that money back into tuition? – Yeah So um, how much do you really make? – I make around, 35 to 40 thousand a year. – Doing what? – I am a CNA. – Mmm. – Four jobs?
– Yep. – Everybody works four jobs
on this end of the line. – Alright, nice meeting you. – Meet again, how’s it going? – So what do you do? – I’m a banker. – Oh is that when you code switch? – No, yeah exactly! You have to. I couldn’t be in there just
chilling, like you know, me. That wouldn’t go off right. – How much you make a year? – Oh um, well last year I
made about 41 thousand or so. – Let’s get to that end of the line – Of course.
– Yeah, lets do it. – Most recently, I have
been simply an exterminator. – So how much do you
make as an exterminator? – I make about 40 thousand a year. – And what do you exterminate? – If it walks, crawls, or
flies, we will kill it. – Thank you, John.
– Thank you. – Goodluck. Hello
– What’s happening? – I’m the vice president of media property and events company. So I throw concerts and
promote artists and musicians. – How much do you make a year? – About 90. – Damn! – We got some millionaires over there. 90? What’s the whistle for? – Just in case, man you know? – Stay safe.
– Thank you. – Rich Hawaiian over here. How much you make? – 101 – 101? You know to the T what it is.
– Mhm, I do. – So what do you do? – I do hair at Microsoft. – Microsoft has a salon?
– Yes. – You cut Bill’s hair?
– No. – No.
– But I would like to. Do you need a haircut? – Yeah Bill, she’s good. – How much do you make?
Lets get right to it. – Last year, cleared about 150. – What do you do? – I’m the president and
CEO of a technology firm. An IT company. – You own your own company?
– Yes. – You started it?
– Yes. – Wow, congratulations. I judged you Ry, I apologize. You forgive me?
– Oh yeah. – Hello. Oh she’s mad. You coach a lot more
people than I thought huh? What do you do? – I’m a business and life coach. – Oh, so you do have that
book with your face on it. – One day.
– One day yeah. – You had some parallels to what I do. – How much do you make a year? – In 2018, my monthly
revenue has been between 15 and 20. That was in a month. But it’s not about the money
for me, it really wasn’t. It never started that way. – Is that what you tell your clients? Am I still in the trial period? Rich. Nice to meet you.
– Thank you.

100 Comments

  1. Melvin's Modern Life says:

    7:04 Tell me why I find the way she switched hands witty/sexy as fuck.

  2. Psilo b says:

    I think wayleen is wearing a vibrator necklace

  3. UnCutHashBrown 5 says:

    College can fuck you up so bad lmao the guy who earns the least is stuck paying back his tuition😣😔😦 I wonder if the people on the right have degrees???🤔

  4. Bonboh Bonboh says:

    Swear this was uploaded ages ago

  5. Okokok says:

    Hes fucking disgusting

  6. Fredrari says:

    Why the re-upload, what happened to the original video?

  7. DefiniteLemon says:

    Guess who’s a terrorist and who’s not.

  8. nicki ruby says:

    Old video

  9. Simoné Bryant says:

    Unplug your headphones before that guy whistles 😂😂

  10. RunniN IT says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha he's hella funny…hot topic stalker and have groupons for classes lol

  11. SSYabuddy says:

    This dude wack

  12. Erik Kariya says:

    yo but why didn’t you guys bring back the girl who spoke chinese to her dog yet

  13. solaydbak says:

    The old guy felt disrespected when he said $10k/year

  14. Hunter Reiff says:

    It feels like the guy guessing is kind of racists

  15. stephanie mulcahy says:

    If it walks crawls or flies. We. Will. Kill. It. 😂

  16. This Stop Motions says:

    1:31
    Why would he dump her? She was great XD

  17. StayGold Bree says:

    I love dae 💖

  18. Ceri W says:

    Finally a white person.

  19. Just Know says:

    am i still in the trial period😂😂😂

  20. SleepWalking says:

    “I’m gonna be honest with you man, you smell like weed”
    “ Yeah” 😂😂

  21. Mahi P says:

    “you smell like marijuana”
    “yeaaa”

  22. Mighty Dubya says:

    now i know ive already heard that guy ask if she cuts bills hair and she say i would like to! film some new shit

  23. __ says:

    He’s so hot omg 😍😍

  24. carmeron jack says:

    bruh can someone explain what a business in life coach do that they making 200k

  25. Ultramarine says:

    "What are the stains on your shirt?" Man: It's glue. "Promise?" Man: Mhm

  26. The Bingham Clan says:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUIISDd9knzevYdTo1v_n1Q

  27. Carestar says:

    DAE COME BACK TO US WE MISS YOU

  28. makena says:

    "well I gotta be honest man, you smell like marijuana."
    "yeah"
    GOLD

  29. yonder biscuit says:

    I 100% called it that the dude dressed lazily and looks like a failure would be one of the most wealthy

  30. yonder biscuit says:

    “or a youth pastor..”
    “jesus man”

  31. NeNe __ says:

    15000-20000 a month😨😨😨

  32. Dayfly Ok says:

    “Jesus man”

  33. Dayfly Ok says:

    Also this guys personality is awesome lmao

  34. good news says:

    W for the pyshworld hoodie

  35. Meidson says:

    he was the best for this video 'cause he was so honest

  36. Lili Anka says:

    I love Dae.

  37. MylonWest says:

    i feel like ive seen this before……. let me find out "the cut" is reuploading videos for views

  38. freddur says:

    This has been my favorite one 😂😂😂

  39. IsaacPollock. says:

    1:18–1:29 ohh

  40. Aidan Sloan says:

    He’s definitely one of the coolest people I’ve seen on this channel

  41. Esperanza Don-Obilor says:

    MORE VIDEOS WITH DAE!

  42. rita says:

    john is a fucking hitman

  43. victreebel says:

    this dude is rude and his parents are probably ashamed of him. boom.

  44. drep meg says:

    -it was when my first wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage
    ohh

  45. drep meg says:

    i love this man

  46. AlexandriaLaurenx3 says:

    He’s so annoying, why does he talk like that is he stoned 😂

  47. BloodzStaiiFly says:

    "if it walks, crawls, or flys, we will kill it 😃"

  48. realeques says:

    i feel like i've seen this video months ago

  49. glory bee says:

    I like this guy, yup I like him a lot.

  50. César Augusto Ojeda says:

    He's stupid

  51. drix0404 says:

    Um question ✋🏽. How does one become a life coach?!?!

  52. Kennedy Wilson says:

    "finally a non white person" if i woulda said that about a black dude everyone would have a heart attack lol

  53. Sara Katz says:

    This guy sucks at this. And he insulted that guy with the glue on his shirt twice and then was like ‘what was wrong with him?’ Lol
    But when he turned around and said “Daaaaaaammmmnnnn”, his man bun bobble was the Best!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  54. tree of life says:

    CNA as in certified nursing assistant ?

  55. Tim Xman says:

    Honestly I thought that old white man was a carpenter. Or something along there

  56. Kiki Wang says:

    jesus man

  57. Refresh says:

    Dae is fucking hilarious

  58. Miss Shaneice says:

    that was cute. nah but i figured guy in the gray shirt made hella money. people who make lots of money usually don't wear all the fancy clothes. hell, they shop at walmart for $10 for 5 shirts.

  59. dragon slayer god says:

    Microsoft has a salon wtf

  60. Sebastian De La Rosa says:

    I make $0

  61. Malorie says:

    Dae, man – I really couldn't stand watching this one. You are so stereotypical and pretty prejudice. I hope you see that. You aren't breaking any social norms, you're circulating them. And quite honestly, it's pretty bad. And for whatever reason you want white people to fail? idk, it's just so fucking odd.

  62. Hannah Collins says:

    That second guy was weird lmao

  63. shooketh tea says:

    the asian guy with the facial hair is hella fine broooo and he funny to

  64. Bunny Hunny says:

    blows whistle you're rich lolllll

  65. 민지민 says:

    does cult pronounced as kult or kalt ?

  66. Lucy says:

    he reminds me of hannibal buress

  67. says:

    Finally a CUT video without Gays and transgenders

  68. AKNGFX says:

    he sounds like rich brian 4:00

  69. Epic Tien says:

    S Y S T E M I C R A C I S M

  70. Tomy Toka says:

    i don't earn a shit i earn 4500 dollars per year.

  71. Detlef D. Saas says:

    Finally a black person“ haha

  72. BENMJR - says:

    Motivational speaker to high schools lmfao not with those TEETH

  73. Kendra Winter says:

    “HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LAGUNA BEACH” LOLLLLL that was my first thought when I saw her

  74. Kay says:

    The old guy is Dale Gribble.

  75. 차하야 says:

    Is there any other videos of dae

  76. LadyChaos101 says:

    ‘Let’s get to the end of the line 🤝’. Now THATS POC solidarity

  77. Epic Tien says:

    “Systemic racism” lmao

  78. Sam O says:

    This makes me feel poor

  79. Bella Robles says:

    Wasnt that lady in black with the purple lipstick in a episode yall was talking about like sex toys or who works in sex or sum

  80. Willow Basey says:

    " Woah Jesus man"
    Me:Dieing

  81. Taya Lee says:

    Lmfao Dae is so funny😂 he should work for cut permanently

  82. Preston Melkerson says:

    This dudes such a racist wtf

  83. lulu bebe says:

    "wow finally a non white person”
    quote is interesting

  84. lol amaya says:

    if it walks, crawls, or flies, we will kill it

  85. Ben Calhoun says:

    My mom makes 230,000 a year

  86. Cyle Enos says:

    Dae is a douche

  87. Jenny Hernandez says:

    He said
    OH.. 😲

  88. xRebecckahx says:

    "This is my first wife tired to stab me to death in a coke-induced rage"
    Well
    Carry on

  89. Zeus99LJ says:

    “On a good month, right here” 😂😂😂

  90. NPC #74935 says:

    The guesser is an idiot.

  91. identity theft is not a joke Jim says:

    "I'm just gonna try judgemental right now" lol

  92. Impressive Now says:

    I just knew that she was a hairdresser hahahaha

  93. Ody says:

    who saw the old guy go to attention when he was shaking daes hand lol must be retired military

  94. jupiter is a bean says:

    Dae is hilarious

  95. Cynthia says:

    “Basic Asian math” 😂😂i am deeeead 💀he funny

  96. EMLY says:

    guessed the annoying orange shir t lady 2 a t and she was pissed LOL

  97. Anna says:

    Dae is definitely my fucking favorite

  98. Cut says:

    Follow Dae on IG! @liloandshik
    www.instagram.com/liloandshik

  99. Lauren Silva says:

    “you’re a midnight stocker at hot topic and you get $15 an hour because Seattle fought for that”

  100. Jimmy James says:

    We love Dae.

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